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[AshleyFesenko]

I've read this on some forum when I googled a picture and it seems pretty funny. When somebody says something that they wish for, you have to grant it but give some sort of handicap ruining the wish completely.

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a labradoodle

Person B: Granted, but it has a serious digestive problem and isn't house broken.

I found it on some Gator forum googling stuff about Les Miles.


I'll start.
I wish LSU had a FUCKING STARTING QB!

[Redneck]

Granted. But it's JP Losmans retarded twin brother.

I wish all fat bitches would get hit by trains.

[AshleyFesenko]

I wish all fat bitches would get hit by trains.

Granted, but they would all derail the train and hit you.

[Redneck]

I Wish people would know how to play their own games.

[Corey Ray]

Granted, but they rarely get on to play them

I wish more trade offers came in the sim league.

[Celtic Fan]

granted but the offers you get are all low ball ridiculous offers that insult one's intelligence

I wish the Saints would win a Super Bowl

[KyleCleric]

Granted, though the Patriots will win the next 4

I wish that the Hornets will win the next sim league NBA finals.

[Celtic Fan]

Granted but MS will never notice as he is juggling too many college honeys to be online.



drat I think I messed that one up.

[#1piston fan]

I wish people would start playing this game again

[Celtic Fan]

granted but it's going to be done by the spammers and they're only going to spam penis enhancements and you won a trillion dollars post.

I wish #pfan the best of luck winning the ECF's so he can lose to me in the Finals

[money-shot]

granted, but in beating him you lose Webber, Robinson and Shaq to career ending injuries as the buzzer sounds in your final victory.


I wish it was already the 4th of march so that i can be at the 02 to watch the 2 nba season games and get drunk in london in the process

[Celtic Fan]

Granted but after a drunken night of partying you wake up in bed with 2 fat chicks and a harry dude and no recollection of what happened that night but you have a used condom still attached to your manhood.


I wish I had a plate of chocolate chip cookies to eat right now.

[#1piston fan]

granted, but you fined that the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate chips

I wish it was spring break already

[#1piston fan]

it's spring break, but you break all of your bones and can't do anything until you go back to school

I wish people would stop ruining my wins

[Celtic Fan]

it's spring break, but you break all of your bones and can't do anything until you go back to school

I wish people would stop ruining my wins

granted, but the next thing you win is the 'sleep with the obese twins' contest you accidentally signed up for.

I wish the Pistons would make the playoffs

[#1piston fan]

granted, but they make the NIT playoffs

I wish, my dog lost some weight

[Celtic Fan]

granted, but the dog does it through the miracle of birth and you now have 7 puppies on your hands


I wish all of the NBA Boards regulars could meet for The NBA All-Star game.

[#1piston fan]

granted, but after the game they all get shot by LA mobsters

I wish there was defense in an all star game this year

[Got blunt?]

granted but the offers you get are all low ball ridiculous offers that insult one's intelligence

I wish the Saints would win a Super Bowl

Granted but then your defensive coordinator turns out to be the biggest dick in NFL history.......






Too soon?

[Celtic Fan]

granted, but after the game they all get shot by LA mobsters

I wish there was defense in an all star game this year

Granted, but the final score would be 61-55 and both teams shoot under 30% from the field and they combine to take 80 free throws, hitting 40% of them too.

I wish the playoffs were scheduled better than they currently are. 3 weeks for the 1st round is absurd.

[TheOnlyPistonFanInTheWorld]

granted but the Celtics get knocked out in the first round (oh wait, that's going to happen anyways )

I wish the media didn't have a boner for the Heat and any new international player that averages more then 10 points a game.

[Celtic Fan]

granted but the Celtics get knocked out in the first round (oh wait, that's going to happen anyways )

I wish the media didn't have a boner for the Heat and any new international player that averages more then 10 points a game.

Granted, but the Celtics win, not one, not two, not three, but eight straight titles... With a roster of only north American players...


I wish my two yr old would stop getting up in the middle of the night.

[Got blunt?]

Granted, he sleeps through the night, but shits the bed every night, as well. You get to clean it up every time.

I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away

[TheOnlyPistonFanInTheWorld]

Granted, but she moves in with you and wrecks the place

I wish the school year was over already