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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:55 PM

I've read this on some forum when I googled a picture and it seems pretty funny. When somebody says something that they wish for, you have to grant it but give some sort of handicap ruining the wish completely.

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a labradoodle

Person B: Granted, but it has a serious digestive problem and isn't house broken.

I found it on some Gator forum googling stuff about Les Miles.


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Posted 09 October 2010 - 08:58 PM

Granted. But it's JP Losmans retarded twin brother.

I wish all fat bitches would get hit by trains.


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Posted 10 October 2010 - 09:41 AM

I wish all fat bitches would get hit by trains.

Granted, but they would all derail the train and hit you.

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 07:29 AM

I Wish people would know how to play their own games.


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Posted 13 October 2010 - 06:47 PM

Granted, but they rarely get on to play them tongue.gif

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 12:23 AM

granted but the offers you get are all low ball ridiculous offers that insult one's intelligence

I wish the Saints would win a Super Bowl


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Posted 14 October 2010 - 03:16 AM

Granted, though the Patriots will win the next 4

I wish that the Hornets will win the next sim league NBA finals.
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 06:12 AM

Granted but MS will never notice as he is juggling too many college honeys to be online.



drat I think I messed that one up.


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Posted 08 February 2011 - 01:05 PM

I wish people would start playing this game again
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 02:22 PM

granted but it's going to be done by the spammers and they're only going to spam penis enhancements and you won a trillion dollars post.

I wish #pfan the best of luck winning the ECF's so he can lose to me in the Finals :finger


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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:06 PM

granted, but in beating him you lose Webber, Robinson and Shaq to career ending injuries as the buzzer sounds in your final victory.


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Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:53 PM

Granted but after a drunken night of partying you wake up in bed with 2 fat chicks and a harry dude and no recollection of what happened that night but you have a used condom still attached to your manhood.


I wish I had a plate of chocolate chip cookies to eat right now.


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Posted 08 February 2011 - 11:07 PM

granted, but you fined that the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate chips

I wish it was spring break already
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Posted 13 February 2011 - 07:16 PM

it's spring break, but you break all of your bones and can't do anything until you go back to school

I wish people would stop ruining my wins
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Posted 13 February 2011 - 07:55 PM

it's spring break, but you break all of your bones and can't do anything until you go back to school

I wish people would stop ruining my wins


granted, but the next thing you win is the 'sleep with the obese twins' contest you accidentally signed up for.

I wish the Pistons would make the playoffs


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Posted 13 February 2011 - 07:58 PM

granted, but they make the NIT playoffs

I wish, my dog lost some weight
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 06:00 AM

granted, but the dog does it through the miracle of birth and you now have 7 puppies on your hands :D


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Posted 14 February 2011 - 01:31 PM

granted, but after the game they all get shot by LA mobsters

I wish there was defense in an all star game this year
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:43 PM

granted but the offers you get are all low ball ridiculous offers that insult one's intelligence

I wish the Saints would win a Super Bowl


Granted but then your defensive coordinator turns out to be the biggest dick in NFL history.......






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Posted 11 April 2012 - 05:28 AM

granted, but after the game they all get shot by LA mobsters

I wish there was defense in an all star game this year



Granted, but the final score would be 61-55 and both teams shoot under 30% from the field and they combine to take 80 free throws, hitting 40% of them too.

I wish the playoffs were scheduled better than they currently are. 3 weeks for the 1st round is absurd.


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:31 PM

granted but the Celtics get knocked out in the first round (oh wait, that's going to happen anyways :P)

I wish the media didn't have a boner for the Heat and any new international player that averages more then 10 points a game.
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:52 PM

granted but the Celtics get knocked out in the first round (oh wait, that's going to happen anyways :P)

I wish the media didn't have a boner for the Heat and any new international player that averages more then 10 points a game.

Granted, but the Celtics win, not one, not two, not three, but eight straight titles... With a roster of only north American players...


I wish my two yr old would stop getting up in the middle of the night.


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:39 PM

Granted, he sleeps through the night, but shits the bed every night, as well. You get to clean it up every time.

I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away :(

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 03:30 PM

Granted, but she moves in with you and wrecks the place

I wish the school year was over already
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