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Posted 28 March 2010 - 09:36 AM

My guess is that it's probably Lebron, but Oden has a trouser snake.

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Posted 28 March 2010 - 10:03 AM

Shaq, dude's 7' he's gotta be packin' some.

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Posted 28 March 2010 - 12:09 PM

Kobe... oh I thought you said who is the biggest penis, not has wink.gif


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Posted 28 March 2010 - 04:30 PM

Well Darko Milicic acts like a small pennis :/


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Posted 28 March 2010 - 05:33 PM

Isn't penis size connected to shoe size? If so, who has the biggest shoes? Shaq?
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:13 PM

QUOTE (Jessie Styen @ Mar 28 2010, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Isn't penis size connected to shoe size? If so, who has the biggest shoes? Shaq?

Shaq- 23 mens
Ming- 18
hah the Asian or the black guy? tongue.gif

Milicic- 18


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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:13 PM

Bill Lamibeer I think has the largest foot size ever to be in the NBA, actually not sure if it was him or Bob Lanier.
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:15 PM

QUOTE (Zimmy @ Mar 28 2010, 05:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shaq- 23 mens
Ming- 18
hah the Asian or the black guy? tongue.gif

Milicic- 18



It's like 2/3rds as big as their shoe size(cassie told me this) so 2/3rds of 23 is like 14 inches I think.


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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:16 PM

QUOTE (#1piston fan @ Mar 28 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bill Lamibeer I think has the largest foot size ever to be in the NBA, actually not sure if it was him or Bob Lanier.

lol it was Bob Lanier.

p.s. Ladies, sorry to bust your bubble, but the whole shoe size to wang theory is bogus.



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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:21 PM

14" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK THAT!

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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:27 PM

That is exactly what a girl would do with that. lol I agree though, that is too long. Isn't the cervix like 9 inches from the vaginal opening, so the other 5 inches is worthless.
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:42 PM

Just sounds painful
and CF only people who wear a size 8 say tongue.gif

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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:45 PM

Size 11 here.



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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:48 PM

Size 15 US

Its fucking hard to find shoes sizes here in the UK.
Gotta order it online mostly, like Nike.com

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Posted 28 March 2010 - 06:50 PM

I don't need to know what's in yall's pants! Geez! tongue.gif

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Posted 28 March 2010 - 08:23 PM

Size 13 1/2 tongue.gif but this topic is very in-appropriate.

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 11:44 AM

Yeah, move this shit to the wet panties forum. I don't wanna even think about players teeny weenies.

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 07:59 PM

size 14, but shoe size has to go with height not pennis size.
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